I showed up for work this morning and who do I see coming in the door with a paper bag over his head? Darren Stevens! I walked up to him (I could tell it was him because of his awful tie) and noticed that his head was unusually big. He pretended not to notice me but when I said "Hi Darren" I could swear I heard a snort when he said "hi" back to me in his wimpy way. I asked him what was with the bag over his head and he tell me "nothing, I just got an allergic reaction to some seafood last night at home." I says "really?" He kind just fumbled with his feet and twiddled with his hands and walked away. I wasn't content without the details so I tell him to let me take a look. He refused. One thing led to another, a dare and a threat was made and I coaxed him to take off the bag.
I about had a heart attack when I see that his head was.... not his head, but the head of a pig! It was the most horrible thing I've seen and couldn't believe what I was seeing! "What in the Hell happened to you?!" I gasped. "It's my mother-in-law. She shows up at home whenever she wants and she turns me into things." Oh Darren. He is such an odd human being sometimes! Tsk tsk!
